Cowboy Wisdom

Cowboy Wisdom

SUMMARY

Before there were spin doctors, professional politicians, used car salesmen, HMO’s, and attorneys that have forgotten why they entered the profession, sanity ran free through the countryside. The cowboy - honest, trustworthy, strong of heart and back, who learned to be self-sufficient without draining the resources of his neighbors and to survive in a land that was often cruel and barren - became the quintessential wise man of the range. The MacXperts celebrates our uniquely American Cowboy Wisdom.

COWBOY WISDOM

“Only 5% of an intelligence report is accurate. The trick of a good commander is to isolate the 5%.”
     - General Douglas MacArthur

“People who are tough never have to tell you that they are. It’s the same with people who are honest.”

“Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.”

“Nobody walking away from a gunfight ever complained about bringing too much ammunition.”

“Nothing is as expensive as free advice.”

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb."
     - Benjamin Franklin

“The only terrain you actually control is the terrain covered by your two feet.”
     - From US Rangers Rules for Gunfighting

“50% of the population has an IQ under 100. And a hundred ain’t that great.”

“My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: Those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.”
     - Indira Gandhi
       Unintentional contributor to Cowboy Logic

“In the final measure, nothing speaks like deeds.”
     - General John A. Wickham, Jr.
       United States Army Chief of Staff 1983-1987

“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"
     - Ancient Proverb
“Be very careful where you step.”
     - Pachelbel Ranch Proverb

“Do something. It may be wrong, but do something.”
     - Clint Smith
       Director of Thunder Ranch, Home of deadly serious cowboy logic

“If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.”

“There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.”

“Never trust a man who agrees with you. He’s probably wrong.”

“Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.”

“When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.”

“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

“Courage is being scared to death – and saddling up anyway.”
     - John Wayne
       A Real American Cowboy

“One good sharp knife is worth two of almost anything else, except women and horses, of course.”

“One is not born a cowboy. He or she becomes one.”

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...
WOW, what a ride!’
     - Hunter S. Thompson
       Gonzo, Psychodelic Cowboy


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